Chew on the Soft Drink That is Froot Smoothie!
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Today’s Strip of DOOM

You Love it Because it’s Old!

The Usual Gang of Idiots

Using the In-ter-net!

Blather Goes HERE

FAQs, Ba-ziz-atch!


What's the deal?
Could you be more specific?

Why does everyone in your strip have a mental disorder?
Every strip needs a gimmick, this is mine.

Don't you think people with actual psychological problems will be offended?
I've found that it's impossible to do anything without offending SOMEone, but I see what you mean. In all honesty though, (you don't see it too much yet, but this will be true for future characters,) while some of Froot Smoothie's players have disorders that affect their lives severely, others just have little, common problems like insecurity, anxiety or phobias. The truth is we're all crazy to some degree.

Why is that shadowy guy so much chubbier than the other characters?
He's not, he just wears baggier clothes.

If Kiwi was cloned from a female, why is he a male?
There are some thing we are not meant to know, my son.

Do you like Jhonen Vasquez?
OH yeah! You can really see his influence in my work.

How so?
Well, both our work is done on paper, in ink. We also both have characters who say things.

What's the meaning of life?
Why does it have to have a meaning, anyway? I think Douglas Adams said it best: "Can't people just accept a garden is beautiful without saying there's fairies underneith?"

How about "Beware of thinkers whose minds function only when they are fueled by a quotation."?
I don't like you.

I like you.


All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
Probably a bar, you'll find lots of lonely people there.

How long did it take you to think of these questions?
Do you really want to know?

I ask the questions here.
Well then ask one, you haven't asked a serious one in ages!

You can't tell me what to do!
Yes I can! I created you, and I can destroy you!

You just try it!